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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: this is funny Reply with quote

http://www.rolandus.com/products/subcategory.asp?catid=17&subcatid=0

i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.

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Ben Bradley
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

On 6 Nov 2005 19:19:16 -0800, genericaudioperson@hotmail.com wrote:

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http://www.rolandus.com/products/subcategory.asp?catid=17&subcatid=0

i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.


Wow. Myron Floren must be spinning in his grave, while Bob Moog is
snickering in his.

I looked up Myron here:

http://www.welkshow.com/floren.html

Seeing the "Welk Show Bulletin Board" and thinking of mentioning
this fine Roland product there, I clicked on it and got here:

http://www.welkshow.com/forum/

If they fix it by the time you see it, the page is currently in a
'hacked' state, and shows this pic:

http://polat.sitemynet.com/owned.jpg

Geez. First ValuJet (now named AirTran):

http://www.2600.com/hackedphiles/value_jet/

... now the Lawence Welk Show website. Will these hackers stop at
nothing? How shameful!!!
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Joe Kesselman
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

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i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.

And why is this funnier than any other MIDI instrument? The nice thing
about MIDI is that you can use an input device that suits the
performer's existing reflexes/preferences/style.

You can get MIDI horn, MIDI guitar, MIDI fiddle, and MIDI drums. Why not
MIDI-anything-else?

(Personally, I'm still really impressed by Lamonte Wooton's hack of the
"Synthaxe drummitar" -- a percussion synth driven by a guitar controller
-- not exactly a traditional use of either component, but he was able to
make a lot of good music with that setup. Sometimes there's a lot to be
said for changing input devices just as a way of forcing yourself to
break old habits and develop new approaches.)
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Richard Crowley
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

"Dr. Dolittle" wrote ...
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genericaudioperson@hotmail.com wrote:
http://www.rolandus.com/products/subcategory.asp?catid=17&subcatid=0

i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.



Wow, where does it end? Why not just use the real thing?

"30 virtual accordion models inside, plus 29 orchestral
sounds ...and expandable via MIDI"

Let's see you do that with the "real thing".
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Ben Bradley
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:43:31 GMT, paul@nospam.net wrote:

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What would you get if you dropped a digital accordion onto a digital
banjo?

A digital cacophony?

And won't all the bits spill out?
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Geoff@home
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

"Dr. Dolittle" <pdo@spamblaster.not> wrote in message
news:yWzbf.14388$8K4.3067@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
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genericaudioperson@hotmail.com wrote:
http://www.rolandus.com/products/subcategory.asp?catid=17&subcatid=0

i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.



Wow, where does it end? Why not just use the real thing?

What - all 29 different models ?!!!

geoff
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Dr. Dolittle
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

genericaudioperson@hotmail.com wrote:
Quote:
http://www.rolandus.com/products/subcategory.asp?catid=17&subcatid=0

i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.



Wow, where does it end? Why not just use the real thing?
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

What would you get if you dropped a digital accordion onto a digital
banjo?
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Agent 86
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:34 pm    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:45:00 +0000, hank alrich wrote:

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I assume you aleady have plenty of cowbell?

You can NEVER have enough cowbell.
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Rolo Tomassi
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

steve wrote:
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genericaudioperson@hotmail.com wrote:

http://www.rolandus.com/products/subcategory.asp?catid=17&subcatid=0

i'll leave it a surprise. take the ten seconds to go to the link.

My favorite thing about it..."plug in a pair of headphones for silent
practice"

Can't do that with a real accordion!!!

Can you imagine what the ambient sounds coming from the room would be like
when practicing with headphones? All that huffing, puffing and gushes of
air - wonder what the neighbours'll think!

Rolo
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

Agent 86 wrote:
On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:45:00 +0000, hank alrich wrote:

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I assume you aleady have plenty of cowbell?

You can NEVER have enough cowbell.


... and no cowbellist should be without one of the new digitally modelled cowbells:

http://www.radmonkeycowbells.com/
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Michael R. Kesti
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: this is funny Reply with quote

Rolo Tomassi wrote:

Quote:
steve wrote:

My favorite thing about it..."plug in a pair of headphones for silent
practice"

Can't do that with a real accordion!!!

Can you imagine what the ambient sounds coming from the room would be like
when practicing with headphones? All that huffing, puffing and gushes of
air - wonder what the neighbours'll think!

Um, er, fuck 'em!

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| two, one and one make one."
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