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Phil Allison
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:19 pm    Post subject: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"Patrick Turner"
Phil Allison:
Quote:

** What if I play you the tape ??

Might jog your memory.

But you cannot play the tape to us.

** This tape?

Pat Turner, Sept 8, 9:45 pm - this year:

"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.



Quote:
There was no phone conversation longer than me telling you
that you were the biggest FC that I'd ever known.


** There was quite a bit more.

Pat Turner, Sept 8, 9:45 pm - this year:

"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.



Quote:
And since the alledged phone conversation didn't occur,


** You mean this one ??????.


Pat Turner, Sept 8, 9:45 pm - this year:

"

PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.


Quote:
I would have no problem proving whatever tape /mp3 you play to be false,


** I suppose you can flap your scrawny arms and fly too ?

Or do you use a broom or black cats ??


Quote:
You can post what you like but it will ONLY have the effect of making your
credibility lower than it is now, which is lower than a snake's arsole.


** The Turneroid has proven beyond doubt he is an autistic madman thousands
of times.

One more time cannot worsen that.

See if I can MP3 that cassette tape......




........... Phil

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Patrick Turner
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

Below Phil seeks to say that the quoted phone conversartion below took place..

It did not.

Yes, Phil did phone me a month ago and as soon as he said who he was,

I just said "you are the biggest fucking cunt I have ever known!"
and I hung up.

He immediately redialed and I just lifted the receiver and put it down again.

He got the message that I don't want to talk to him about anything.

Now here he is telling the world of a phone conversation that just did not
occur.

During the last week he has told ppl to get cancer and die, and to eat their own
shit,

and he has complained about people being liars, criminals, autistic, etc.

Well folks, here he is

TELLING A WHOPPING GREAT LIE.

His credibility is lower than a rattle snake's arsole.

Patrick Turner.





Phil Allison wrote:

Quote:
"Patrick Turner"
Phil Allison:

** What if I play you the tape ??

Might jog your memory.

But you cannot play the tape to us.

** This tape?

Pat Turner, Sept 8, 9:45 pm - this year:

"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.

There was no phone conversation longer than me telling you
that you were the biggest FC that I'd ever known.

** There was quite a bit more.

Pat Turner, Sept 8, 9:45 pm - this year:

"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.

And since the alledged phone conversation didn't occur,

** You mean this one ??????.

Pat Turner, Sept 8, 9:45 pm - this year:

"

PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.

I would have no problem proving whatever tape /mp3 you play to be false,

** I suppose you can flap your scrawny arms and fly too ?

Or do you use a broom or black cats ??

You can post what you like but it will ONLY have the effect of making your
credibility lower than it is now, which is lower than a snake's arsole.

** The Turneroid has proven beyond doubt he is an autistic madman thousands
of times.

One more time cannot worsen that.

See if I can MP3 that cassette tape......

.......... Phil
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Phil Allison
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"Patrick Turner"
Quote:

Somebody needs to counter Phil Allison's outright lies.

He is now out there posting BS about a phone conversation he said
I had with him.


** Err - this one ??

"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.


Quote:
I have spoken to him only once by phone when he rang
some weeks ago after a fight here which started over his treatment
of Sue Parker, a lady in England who also has a website and who unlike
most
other females
designs and builds class A SS amps that use input and output transfromers.
The google archives make the usual awful read.

Phil was completely obnoxious about Sue and the amps she made.


** Dopey, dopey Sue.

Dopey, dopey , dopey Sue.

Uh oh dopey, my dopey Sue- u - u - ue- ue



Quote:
Anyway, he phoned me and i have no idea what for because
all i said was that he was the biggest DBFC that I had even known and hung
up.


** There was a bit more than that:


"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.



Quote:
But he reckons we had a conversation of some length, and has quoted me,
and
is threatening to post an mp3 of the call.


** MP3s ?? Threats ??

Dear oh dear me - how awful ........


Quote:
People will only hear me calling him a DBFC.

Nothing else.


** They will hear this - plus the usual telephonic noises:


"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.

Quote:

So what?

If he has engaged an actor to talk words I didn't speak then that is just
mischievious.


** An actor ???????

To impersonate the voice of the infamous Turneroid ???

Would that be an actor with a bad haemorrhoid ?

Or an actor who was a Mongoloid ??



Quote:
My lawyer may not see it that way though.


** Lawyer ??

To determine if the voice is a Turneroid or an actor with a haemorrhoid ??

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Quote:
Phil's credibility is lower than a snake's arsole.


** ROTFL - till it hurts !!!!

Stop it Turneroid - you are killing me with laughter !!!!



Quote:
He complains about liars, but then
lies like a trooper when it suits him.


** I do not lie & this is no lie:


"
PT: Hello

PA: Is that Mr Turner ?

PT : It is indeed.

PA: Its Philip Allison, from Sydney.

PT: Philip Allison ......

PA: How are you ?

PT: All right .....

PA: We need to have a little chat - I think.

PT : Why ?

PA : I think, it is very bad that you, post messages on a newsgroup that
puts my life in danger - in fact, it is a criminal offence.

PT: That's only your suggestion ......

PA: I don't give a stuff about " my suggestion " ....

PT: ( raises voice) why don't you go get your self well and truly fucked
Phil - you are the biggest dead beat cunt I've ever met.

PA : Fine ...... "

PT: Cuts line out.


Quote:
This isn't being a village idiot, its being plain evil.
In some villages the treatment is somewhat different for an arsole;
they find themselves having fallen "accidently" down some little used
well.....


** Oh dear - Patrick's lawyer will not want that brought up.


Quote:
He knows he does the wrong thing, and one day someone will get fed up
and target him.


** Oh dear - Patrick's lawyer will DEFINITELY not want that brought up.


Quote:
That's why he is so worried when i mention this, the reality of his
mis-demeanours
makes him guilty and paranoid.


** My demeanour is just fine - you fuckwit !!

" Miss demeanour " must be one of AM's teenage Asian whores.


Quote:
But he does not have any option of negotiating with me about any anything
unless he spends a month posting genuine appologies to each and every
single person he has so blatently insulted.


** Ain't no law against insulting fakes, liars and autistic charlatans on
usenet .

Fact, I am doing a genuine public service.




......... Phil
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TT
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"Phil Allison" <philallison@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
news:3srjo3Fp94m6U1@individual.net...
Quote:


Fact, I am doing a genuine public service.

........ Phil

Are you going to commit suicide? I'll bet you anything I

was not the only person to think that.

RIP Philthy

TT
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Phil Allison
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"TT"
Quote:

Fact, I am doing a genuine public service.

........ Phil

Are you going to commit suicide? I'll bet you anything I
was not the only person to think that.


** Have you stopped fucking your teenage daughters ?

Bet I was not the only person to think of that.



........... Phil
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Jon Yaeger
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

in article 3stgsiFpmcurU1@individual.net, Phil Allison at
philallison@tpg.com.au wrote on 11/2/05 11:09 PM:

Quote:

"Jon Yaeger"


** Autistic, psychotic garage rat.



........... Phil


God, you're articulate!

Did some heavy dozing during grammar class, eh matey?

.. . . . . .. Jon
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Phil Allison
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"Jon Yaeger"


** Autistic, psychotic garage rat.



............ Phil
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Jon Yaeger
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

in article 3stgkjFps654U1@individual.net, Phil Allison at
philallison@tpg.com.au wrote on 11/2/05 11:05 PM:

Quote:

"Jon Yaeger"


** Garage rat.


........ Phil


"Phil Alison"

** Severe personality disorder.

Makes Andre seem quite normal by comparison.
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Phil Allison
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"Jon Yaeger"


** Garage rat.


......... Phil
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Jon Yaeger
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

Well, it ain't no mystery what the hell YOU'VE beedn up to on usenet, now is
it, Mr. Philthy?





in article 3stf38Fp72thU1@individual.net, Phil Allison at
philallison@tpg.com.au wrote on 11/2/05 10:39 PM:

Quote:

"Bret Ludwig"


** Got any idea who TT is ?

Got any idea what he has been up to on usenet ?

Got a clue about any damn thing?

I guess not.



.......... Phil


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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

Allison is a shithead. He should have his computer taken away if he
cannot do better than this.
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Phil Allison
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

"Bret Ludwig"


** Got any idea who TT is ?

Got any idea what he has been up to on usenet ?

Got a clue about any damn thing?

I guess not.



........... Phil
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Andy Evans
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

I think all of you should get together and have a nice cup of tea and
some cream buns.
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Bret Ludwig
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:23 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

Jon Yaeger wrote:
<<snip>>

Quote:
** Severe personality disorder.

Makes Andre seem quite normal by comparison.

When you make Andre seem normal, you know you are seriously warped.
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Ian Iveson
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:14 am    Post subject: Re: Patrick Turner is Demented Reply with quote

Andy Evans wrote

Quote:
I think all of you should get together and have a nice cup of tea
and
some cream buns.

Good idea. Somewhere equally convenient for all parties. Malvinas
perhaps, it's really nice there. Or maybe Outer Mongolia, but they
would have to take their own cream buns.

cheers, Ian
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