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mcsteve
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:
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"Thomas Bishop" wrote:
| Quote: | "GregS" wrote :
It would be interesting if it was just a shower. Would'nt it be just as
good??
Catholics and Methodists do that. I think they call it "sprinkling."
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Then there's the Catholic priest, who tried to convince the
altar boy he was being baptized. When, in fact, it was a golden shower.
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Mike Dobony
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:
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"Tiglath" <temp3@tiglath.net> wrote in message
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| Quote: | The poor guy stepped into a baptismal pool and grabbed a microphone (so
much
for the pro-audio folks) and the large body of water called more amperes
that God had made the pastor fit for.
God's got a wicked sense of humor, but killing people in his own church
during the administration of the First Sacrament will cost him adherents.
I should think.
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Did you know that your name means "be worship given to Nin" or Hercules?
You are named after the Assyria who captured several cities of Israel, the
northern country which never had a king who followed the God of Israel? You
also do an excellent job of imitating the first Tiglath.
Can you prove that God killed this pastor? Can you prove it is a true
church of God? God struck down 2 deceivers around 33-34 AD and HIS church
GREW!!!!!! Acts 5. I have no clue if this was a church of God. I have no
clue if the pastor was actually a Christian. I was never there and never
met the pastor. I do know someone who had only been to church twice in his
life before having a Damascus road experience, a direct vision of the risen
Jesus. After about 2 or 3 weeks of being taught by the Holy Spirit (he
didn't have a Bible and didn't even know one existed at the time) he lead an
experienced ordained minister to Christ. After 2 - 3 weeks of Holy Spirit
teaching he knew more about God and Scripture than this seminary-taught
pastor! You assume too much in your ignorant criticism and condemnation.
You blame God when you have absolutely NO evidence that God killed this
pastor.
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Mike Dobony
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:
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"Mike" <no_mail@no_spam.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Lesson for church sound guys, if your equipment provides a
ground path for an electrical fault in a pool heating or lighting
system not protected with a GFI or RCCB, an internet troll
will attempt to point
I listen to this topic and I have a one question. In my country,
low-voltage distribution network (230V AC with grounded
source netural point) must obligatory have a RCCB 30mA
protect unit. How does it look alike in USA and 120V network ?
Current electrical codes in the US would require a GFI for anything
used
near water. If the unit is installed before the GFI requirement it could
have a normal breaker though.
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The unit could easily have been installed after the GFI requirement and
still not have a normal breaker. Too many church leaders think churches are
above the law, that thye should not have to follow the requirements of
government. They ignore th fact that God calls them to a higher standard.
Churches should LEAD the way in safety, not lag behind.
My son found an intersting example of this at his church. One box with 2
white wires, 1 blue, and 1 red supplying power to various outlets. The 2
white wires are neutral. The blue is hot. The red is warm. The red wire
evidently is getting power from a secondary source and is not fully powered.
He has wire-nutted it off and needs to find the source of the partial power,
about 50 volts. Also, 7 outlets are supplied directly from this one single
space box, along with a light switch. This is definately not up to code.
Evidently, someone at the church thought they new how to run electricity : (
God commands us to obey our government. God struck down Nadab and Abihu for
offering profane fire before the Lord and Uzzah for touching the ark of the
covenant when the ark was about to fall off the cart (the ark was required
to be carried by priests on their shoulders, not on an ox-drawn cart). Why
should God be expected to protect from disobedience? He is still the same
God today as He was yesterday. And if this is just an ordinary accident, we
live in a fallen world (thanks Adam) and are subject to the same everyday
problems and dangers as everybody else. Satan is also still the same today
as yesterday, out to kill, steal, and destroy. Stephan was still killed by
a corrupt mob. James was killed by a corrupt king. Christians still died
in the Twin Towers. Until the final judgement death will continue to be a
part of life for Christian and non-Christian. Very few Christians are
protected from every accident and threat.
Mike D.
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Rupert
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:
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Mike Dobony wrote:
| Quote: | "Tiglath" <temp3@tiglath.net> wrote in message
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The poor guy stepped into a baptismal pool and grabbed a microphone (so
much
for the pro-audio folks) and the large body of water called more amperes
that God had made the pastor fit for.
God's got a wicked sense of humor, but killing people in his own church
during the administration of the First Sacrament will cost him adherents.
I should think.
Did you know that your name means "be worship given to Nin" or Hercules?
You are named after the Assyria who captured several cities of Israel, the
northern country which never had a king who followed the God of Israel? You
also do an excellent job of imitating the first Tiglath.
Can you prove that God killed this pastor? Can you prove it is a true
church of God? God struck down 2 deceivers around 33-34 AD and HIS church
GREW!!!!!! Acts 5. I have no clue if this was a church of God. I have no
clue if the pastor was actually a Christian. I was never there and never
met the pastor. I do know someone who had only been to church twice in his
life before having a Damascus road experience, a direct vision of the risen
Jesus. After about 2 or 3 weeks of being taught by the Holy Spirit (he
didn't have a Bible and didn't even know one existed at the time) he lead an
experienced ordained minister to Christ. After 2 - 3 weeks of Holy Spirit
teaching he knew more about God and Scripture than this seminary-taught
pastor! You assume too much in your ignorant criticism and condemnation.
You blame God when you have absolutely NO evidence that God killed this
pastor.
There is no word from the woman who was going to be baptized. She has
food
for thought and probably a spark of intelligence; it should not be hard
for
her to figure things out.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/31/pastor.electrocuted.ap/index.html
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Dear Sir, This is a sound forum, not a religious forum nor a platform
to espouse your religious beliefs. The only goal being achieved by your
posting is to take the discussion off topic and/or incite others to
argue about items that are extremely off topic. Tiglath put out the
bait and you took it. Can you please take it elsewhere.
Thanks,
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Geoff@home
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:
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"Rupert" <foodsteaks@linkline.com> wrote in message >
| Quote: | Dear Sir, This is a sound forum, not a religious forum nor a platform
to espouse your religious beliefs. The only goal being achieved by your
posting is to take the discussion off topic and/or incite others to
argue about items that are extremely off topic. Tiglath put out the
bait and you took it. Can you please take it elsewhere.
Thanks,
Rupert
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This is obviously an OT thread. Stop reading it if you don't like it..
geoff |
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Phildo
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:28 am Post subject:
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"Mike Dobony" <sword@asarian-hostspamnot.net> wrote in message
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| Quote: | God commands us to obey our government.
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Does he now? And where exactly did he say this? Was it reported in the
newspapers? Maybe he did it via email? I certainly don't recall ever hearing
god actually say anything or even give the slightest evidence that he isn't
just a figment of people's imaginations.
You are so deluded Dobby. You believe verbatim things you have been told
that other people have just made up. How gullible can you get?
Fuck off with the preaching.
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Phildo
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:30 am Post subject:
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"Mike Dobony" <sword@asarian-hostspamnot.net> wrote in message
news:dkbult$evd$1@news.netins.net...
| Quote: | Can you prove that God killed this pastor? Can you prove it is a true
church of God? God struck down 2 deceivers around 33-34 AD and HIS church
GREW!!!!!! Acts 5. I have no clue if this was a church of God. I have
no
clue if the pastor was actually a Christian. I was never there and never
met the pastor. I do know someone who had only been to church twice in
his
life before having a Damascus road experience, a direct vision of the
risen
Jesus. After about 2 or 3 weeks of being taught by the Holy Spirit (he
didn't have a Bible and didn't even know one existed at the time) he lead
an
experienced ordained minister to Christ. After 2 - 3 weeks of Holy Spirit
teaching he knew more about God and Scripture than this seminary-taught
pastor! You assume too much in your ignorant criticism and condemnation.
You blame God when you have absolutely NO evidence that God killed this
pastor.
Fuck off and die Dobby. Stop spouting bullshit and expecting us to be stupid |
enough to think it is even remotely true instead of a bunch of fairy
stories. Leave the bible-bashing off the newsgroup and stick to live sound,
not that you know anything about that either.
Phildo |
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Tiglath
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:34 pm Post subject:
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"Phildo" <Phil@phildo.net> wrote in message
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We have reached a stage of our evolution where we are enlightened
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True, if we count you out. |
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Arny Krueger
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject:
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"Tiglath" <temp3@tiglath.net> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "Phildo" <Phil@phildo.net> wrote in message
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We have reached a stage of our evolution where we are
enlightened
True, if we count you out.
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Devolution or degeneration? |
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Tiglath
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject:
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"Arny Krueger" <arnyk@hotpop.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "Tiglath" <temp3@tiglath.net> wrote in message
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"Phildo" <Phil@phildo.net> wrote in message
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We have reached a stage of our evolution where we are
enlightened
True, if we count you out.
Devolution or degeneration?
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Devolution is still too close to evolution.
Degeneration implies the possibility of vices we could admire.
Dildo is just living proof that nature doesn't abhor a vacuum...
In his duller parts...
His better self is just a bean carrier who stops chewing gum to post. |
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Phildo
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Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject:
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"Geoff@home" <geoff@nospam-paf.co.nz> wrote in message
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"Rupert" <foodsteaks@linkline.com> wrote in message
Dear Sir, This is a sound forum, not a religious forum nor a platform
to espouse your religious beliefs. The only goal being achieved by your
posting is to take the discussion off topic and/or incite others to
argue about items that are extremely off topic. Tiglath put out the
bait and you took it. Can you please take it elsewhere.
Thanks,
Rupert
This is obviously an OT thread. Stop reading it if you don't like it..
No, Dobby was preaching on here and that is one thing that I find absolutely |
abhorrent. He can bash his bible all he wants at home but not on here. Dobby
is well known for it though, deluded fool that he is. Dobby has been warned
about quoting from his little book of fairy stories before but seems to dumb
to learn his lesson.
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:23 am Post subject:
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On 2005-11-02 Phil@phildo.net said:
| Quote: | Have you ever used ANY sound system with a GFCI on it Arny???
Oh dear, here we go again. Arny shows his complete cluelessness but
digs himself a whole anyway in a futile attempt to prove himself
right.
Hey I remember working a few gigs at a holy roler church on |
the west coast that used a wireless mic over the baptismal
pool. THey figured that was the best way to pick up the
newly converted and baptized when they spoke. NEver saw it
used in the few services I did there. Needless to say we
couldn't get together on terms of actual employment because
my eyes weren't healed by some shaman laying hands upon me.
<Hmmm> so I didn't hang around there long.
Richard WEbb,
Electric SPider Productions
Replace anything before the @ symbol with elspider for real
email address. Death to spammers!!!
Richard WEbb,
Electric SPider Productions
Replace anything before the @ symbol with elspider for real
email address. Death to spammers!!!
GOod audio is never heard by the average person, but bad
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tiglath
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:42 am Post subject:
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Mike Dobony wrote:
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Did you know that your name means "be worship given to Nin" or Hercules?
You are named after the Assyria who captured several cities of Israel, the
northern country which never had a king who followed the God of Israel? You
also do an excellent job of imitating the first Tiglath.
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Thank you.
Actually, Tiglath III Pileser (ruled 745-727 BC) was not the first
Tiglath, or even ther first Assyrian king named Tiglath.
He conquered many lands and most of Israel, where he deported most of
the population with the exception of those he impaled (See Dildo) He
established the Second Assyrian Empire.
| Quote: | Can you prove that God killed this pastor?
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That assumes the existence of God, which is still to be demonstrated.
Q.E.D.
| Quote: | I do know someone who had only been to church twice in his
life before having a Damascus road experience,
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That reminds me that Tiglath III Pileser destroyed Damascus as well.
It is not safe. |
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Tiglath
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:44 am Post subject:
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<0junk4me@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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On 2005-11-02 Phil@phildo.net said:
Have you ever used ANY sound system with a GFCI on it Arny???
Oh dear, here we go again. Arny shows his complete cluelessness but
digs himself a whole anyway in a futile attempt to prove himself
right.
Hey I remember working a few gigs at a holy roler church on
the west coast that used a wireless mic over the baptismal
pool. THey figured that was the best way to pick up the
newly converted and baptized when they spoke. NEver saw it
used in the few services I did there. Needless to say we
couldn't get together on terms of actual employment because
my eyes weren't healed by some shaman laying hands upon me.
Hmmm> so I didn't hang around there long.
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They should innovate and follow the Las Vegas lead with their Sacramental
Drive-through.
--- >> Electrocution-Free - Baptismal Drive-in << ---
Flashing pink and sky blue.
It could work for baptism too. Drive up to the window and a man of the
cloth gives you a good squirt in the middle of the face with a water pistol
or hose (extra) as he says the words.
Voila, you are made. |
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Tiglath
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:44 am Post subject:
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"Phildo" <Phil@phildo.net> wrote in message
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Fuck off with the preaching.
Phildo
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Winning hearts across credos as always, our Dildo... |
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