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Andre Jute
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:55 am Post subject:
Smoking 'em out |
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Lord Valve wrote:
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi
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Jon Yaeger
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:04 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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in article 1127688901.194339.156610@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, Andre Jute
at fiultra@yahoo.com wrote on 9/25/05 6:55 PM:
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Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi
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Megalomaniac moffie McCoy the mohel. I'm afraid that's about as cutting
edge as dear old Andre gets . . . .
I wouldn't be concerned, L.V. I suspect your friend has a lot of prior
hands-on experience and knows his way around a tallywacker.
Andre's friend,
Jon the Garage Trader |
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Andre Jute
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:12 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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The crooked garage trader Jon Yaeger wrote (before his dad took the
garage back for his older brother's new car):
| Quote: | in article 1127688901.194339.156610@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, Andre Jute
at fiultra@yahoo.com wrote on 9/25/05 6:55 PM:
Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi
Megalomaniac moffie McCoy the mohel. I'm afraid that's about as cutting
edge as dear old Andre gets . . . .
I wouldn't be concerned, L.V. I suspect your friend has a lot of prior
hands-on experience and knows his way around a tallywacker.
Andre's friend,
Jon the Garage Trader
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Jon Yaeger, Crooked Garage Trader |
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Andre Jute
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:12 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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The crooked garage trader Jon Yaeger wrote (before his dad took the
garage back for his older brother's new car):
| Quote: | in article 1127688901.194339.156610@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, Andre Jute
at fiultra@yahoo.com wrote on 9/25/05 6:55 PM:
Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi
Megalomaniac moffie McCoy the mohel. I'm afraid that's about as cutting
edge as dear old Andre gets . . . .
I wouldn't be concerned, L.V. I suspect your friend has a lot of prior
hands-on experience and knows his way around a tallywacker.
Andre's friend,
Jon the Garage Trader
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Jon Yaeger, Crooked Garage Trader |
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:23 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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On 25 Sep 2005 15:55:01 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
Snip evil bigotry from a shit-head
Why don't you FUCK OFF?
You aren't a Christian - you are a poser shit head bigot.
You aren't even human.
If Jesus were here He'd spit in your evil face. |
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Hit by a Tree
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:43 am Post subject:
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Killfile
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Hit By a Tree! |
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Andre Jute
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:43 am Post subject:
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Thanks, Repair. Just a slip of the finger sent it twice. Sorry.
Andre Jute
Visit Jute on Amps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/
"an unbelievably comprehensive web site" -- Hi-Fi News & Record Review
This is The Repair Guy's full post:
The Repair Guy wrote:
| Quote: | "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
The crooked garage trader Jon Yaeger wrote (before his dad took the
garage back for his older brother's new car):
in article 1127688901.194339.156610@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, Andre Jute
at fiultra@yahoo.com wrote on 9/25/05 6:55 PM:
Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi
Megalomaniac moffie McCoy the mohel. I'm afraid that's about as cutting
edge as dear old Andre gets . . . .
I wouldn't be concerned, L.V. I suspect your friend has a lot of prior
hands-on experience and knows his way around a tallywacker.
Andre's friend,
Jon the Garage Trader
Jon Yaeger, Crooked Garage Trader
A brilliant post, but I think once would have been
enough.
The Repair Guy
http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/ |
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Andre Jute
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:43 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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Mary@home.com wrote:
| Quote: | On 25 Sep 2005 15:55:01 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
Snip evil bigotry from a shit-head
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Get a humour transplant from a pig, sonny. It will definitely be an
impovement.
| Quote: | Andre Jute
Why don't you FUCK OFF?
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I was here long before you and I'll be here long after you have
imploded. Zero loss.
| Quote: | You aren't a Christian - you are a poser shit head bigot.
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If you're a Christian, it should be clear even to your limited grasp
that I couldn't possibly belong to even remotely the same branch of
Christianity as you.
| Quote: | You aren't even human.
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Thank you. If you are the paradigm, I sure as hell wouldn't want to
share a topological class with you.
| Quote: | If Jesus were here He'd spit in your evil face.
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You think so? Perhaps he whispered in your ear?
Perhaps you can help me with something you know everything about. Is it
painful to be so severely handicapped by an absence of imagination?
Andre Jute
Unlicensed mohel
Watch my pinkynail grow: I'm coming for you!
Here's my original post that sent you right of your rocker, for you to
read after your humour from the pig:
Lord Valve wrote:
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi |
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PMG
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:43 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 19:23:12 -0400, Mary@home.com wrote:
| Quote: | On 25 Sep 2005 15:55:01 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
Snip evil bigotry from a shit-head
Andre Jute
Why don't you FUCK OFF?
You aren't a Christian - you are a poser shit head bigot.
You aren't even human.
If Jesus were here He'd spit in your evil face.
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Pretty funny.
Apparently.... *that's* is how she thinks Jesus would react!
Jesus reportedly asked for forgiveness for the men who nailed him to
the cross, but he'd spit in Jute's face?
Think of what Jesus spit would sell for on Ebay!
Pete
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One night only. --Brak's Dad |
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Andre Jute
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:43 am Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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Thanks, Repair. Just a slip of the finger sent it twice. Sorry.
Andre Jute
Visit Jute on Amps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/
"an unbelievably comprehensive web site" -- Hi-Fi News & Record Review
This is The Repair Guy's full post:
The Repair Guy wrote:
| Quote: | "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
The crooked garage trader Jon Yaeger wrote (before his dad took the
garage back for his older brother's new car):
in article 1127688901.194339.156610@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, Andre Jute
at fiultra@yahoo.com wrote on 9/25/05 6:55 PM:
Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
If not--yet--I can help you become a real Jewish geetah twiddler. It is
not very expensive and it is quick, also relatively painless. In fact
I could bring my biggest cigar cutter (more commonly used for cutting
Romeo y Julietta torpedos) and do the job at your premises one morning
before teatime. Think of it as a take-away, call-out, on-site,
do-it-yourself circumcision.
I also have an implement for those with smaller needs, a tiny little
cutter for the minimum thin panatela size (commonly called in the trade
a "coffee cream") that one of my girlfriends used to smoke in a holder,
so I can offer the likes of the Canuckistani Weasel Wilson the same
service. Of course, merely being circumcised doesn't give one skill.
Talent and knowledge and experience is also required, so the
Canuckistani Weasel doesn't qualify for the Arts & Crafts Discount.
Yo, Repair Goy, wouldn't you rather be a real amp mechanic? Call me and
let me know which size cigar cutter to bring.
Andre Jute
Underwater rabbi
Megalomaniac moffie McCoy the mohel. I'm afraid that's about as cutting
edge as dear old Andre gets . . . .
I wouldn't be concerned, L.V. I suspect your friend has a lot of prior
hands-on experience and knows his way around a tallywacker.
Andre's friend,
Jon the Garage Trader
Jon Yaeger, Crooked Garage Trader
A brilliant post, but I think once would have been
enough.
The Repair Guy
http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/ |
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Lord Valve
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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Andre Jute wrote:
| Quote: | Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
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Naw, I'm a Scotch Polack.
Although, there were many of the Tribe in Poland, and I hear
those boys could lay some serious pipe, so...a touch of the
brush, so to speak? One never know, do one? ;-)
Lord Valve
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Lord Valve
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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Mary@home.com wrote:
| Quote: | On 25 Sep 2005 15:55:01 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
Snip evil bigotry from a shit-head
Andre Jute
Why don't you FUCK OFF?
You aren't a Christian - you are a poser shit head bigot.
You aren't even human.
If Jesus were here He'd spit in your evil face.
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Jesus ain't here?
Holy SHIT, when did that happen? I'm gettin' nervous...
Lord Valve
JESUS! |
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Lord Valve
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:57 pm Post subject:
Re: Smoking 'em out |
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PMG wrote:
| Quote: | On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 19:23:12 -0400, Mary@home.com wrote:
On 25 Sep 2005 15:55:01 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
Snip evil bigotry from a shit-head
Andre Jute
Why don't you FUCK OFF?
You aren't a Christian - you are a poser shit head bigot.
You aren't even human.
If Jesus were here He'd spit in your evil face.
Pretty funny.
Apparently.... *that's* is how she thinks Jesus would react!
Jesus reportedly asked for forgiveness for the men who nailed him to
the cross, but he'd spit in Jute's face?
Think of what Jesus spit would sell for on Ebay!
Pete
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WHAT WOULD JESUS SPIT?
Lord Valve
pTOOIE! |
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PMG
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Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject:
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On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:57:05 GMT, Lord Valve <detritus@ix.netcom.com>
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PMG wrote:
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 19:23:12 -0400, Mary@home.com wrote:
On 25 Sep 2005 15:55:01 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiultra@yahoo.com> wrote:
Snip evil bigotry from a shit-head
Andre Jute
Why don't you FUCK OFF?
You aren't a Christian - you are a poser shit head bigot.
You aren't even human.
If Jesus were here He'd spit in your evil face.
Pretty funny.
Apparently.... *that's* is how she thinks Jesus would react!
Jesus reportedly asked for forgiveness for the men who nailed him to
the cross, but he'd spit in Jute's face?
Think of what Jesus spit would sell for on Ebay!
Pete
WHAT WOULD JESUS SPIT?
Lord Valve
pTOOIE!
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You know, whenever I'm not sure what I should spit...
I ask myself that same thing.
Pete
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Mary Moonbat
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject:
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Lord Valve wrote:
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Andre Jute wrote:
Lord Valve wrote:
The Repair Goy
Oh dear, my slip will show. I just naturally assumed all the best
geetah amp twiddlers are Jewish, including you, my Lord Valve.
Naw, I'm a Scotch Polack.
Although, there were many of the Tribe in Poland, and I hear
those boys could lay some serious pipe, so...a touch of the
brush, so to speak? One never know, do one? ;-)
Lord Valve
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